Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Soccer = Bibguy's Life

As many of you know, I'm not a fan of soccer. However, I have uncovered evidence to prove that I played soccer in my younger years. Not only did I play soccer, I played soccer at THE IOWA GAMES, and I was on the astroturf at the Iowa State Cyclones football stadium. I even SCORED A GOAL in the Iowa Games, although that isn't mentioned in this blurb.


My God, I'm being remembered for something that I did 20 years ago. That's it - I'm officially old. I'm gonna wrap up this post and go drink some rat poison. Cheers!

2 comments:

Zach said...

Please tell me the title of this post is a reference to those bitching t-shirts from years ago that would say "Soccer is life" and would have like a very dirty looking anthropomorphic soccer ball biting through a net with some dirt and grass up in the mix.

Coed Naked Soccer: Get your kicks in the grass (weak)

Your RHS said...

Really? Estelle Getty's obit and your soccer experience from 20 years ago?

Sad fact - I had no memory of you playing in the Iowa Games, but I vividly remember the train collision in Altoona also mentioned in the article.

Final wrap up - THAT WAS THE MOST EXCITING THING THAT HAPPENED IN BONDURANT IN AUGUST 1988?!? No wonder I got the hell out.